For those of you who are tired of the government pushing their way into controlling your life and your decisions, it is nice to take a break and go diving. This sort of activity has many benefits including: you cannot catch COVID underwater; the partisan fighting for control of the country cannot take place in seawater; it is hard for a half million people/month to sneak across the border underwater; the fish don’t care if you are a liberal or a conservative; Biden is too old to dive and Trump is to fat to fit into a wetsuit … so you won’t need to worry about seeing either one floating by; and the people and the fish that you will come across in this sort of activity are generally pleasant characters.
So join us by watch as we take a break from work and take our pet octopus out for his daily walk.
On other days, Richard can be found taking his pet shark our for a ride.
No animals were injured during these events. There were no liberals or conservatives harmed during during these sequences. We did not destroy or remove any statues in the name of political correctness. No police were defunded. We did not change the names of any schools or buildings to satisfy the Woke crowd.
This is how we relax at Seagate. This helps us to keep in shape, live and enjoy our lives:
Diving at 60 – by Richard Lentz (he is now 70 and still at it)
There is also a point to all of this which is while the world around you does not seem to make sense, you should try and take control of the things that you are able – like your own health – and get outside, swim, dive, and visit Nature. Whatever was troubling you can wait. Most likely you won’t even remember what it was that was of such great concern once you have had this experience. There are also many techniques to help you relax. But the point is, turn off your phone, stop watching the news, and get outside and enjoy life.